NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Randomize
