waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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