whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Randomize
