I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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