So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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