it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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