Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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