i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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