Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Randomize
