and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
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