Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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