So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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