Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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