I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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