yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
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