"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
NoShamevember. You game?
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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