ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
we're making bets on your personal life
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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