Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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