But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Randomize
