I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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