She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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