There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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