u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
time to smoke my breakfast
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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