Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
She tied me up with her honor cords...
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
