I hope mine doesn't look like that
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
