The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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