I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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