my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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