erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
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