May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
Randomize
