I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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