First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Randomize
