We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
i out mim tonsoeep
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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