you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
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