I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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