would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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