I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
