It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
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