kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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