come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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