Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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