.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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