There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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