she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
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