don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
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