so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
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