He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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