Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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