sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Screwed.edu
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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