Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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