i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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